Thursday, February 23, 2006
hehhehheh...
MWAHAHAHAHA!!
i shall blog about what happened yesterday on one air-conditioned service number 15 SBS bus.
hehhehheh...
amirul and rodderick (did i spell correctly?) should know this episode all too well...
i was on number 15 thumbing through my self-bought copy of macbeth when, LO AND BEHOLD! amirul and rodderick (did i still spell it correctly?) came up the bus.
amirul looked kind of shocked to see me.
he plunked himself down on the seat beside me while rodderick (is this correct, yet again?) kept saying that he'll take the back seat.
in the end, amirul managed to persuade him to sit down beside me by saying the magic words, "lets bully jaclyn! you one side i one side!"
er ok...
then he proceeded to pinch the left side of my cheeks...very hard.
GAHH! at least the oil is gone.
ok anyway!
i think the whole thing started up when amirul started telling me that rodderick (i'm asking for the last time, is this correct?) liked alex.
or something like that.
anyway, then rodderick (ok, i swear this is going to be the last time! is this correct?) started staring at me, his eyes wide with disbelief at how such a person-ME, could ever wield such vital infomation. ME, someone whom he had never talked to personally (until the day he sat beside me. just for the record, i've never talked to him before either.), someone whom he passes by along the corridor occasionally. one of the many thousand faces he sees each passing day.
then i asked him whether if it was true and he stared at me with utter disbelief again.
with amirul on my left, joining in, "we can see it in your eyes...dont try to lie..."
then i said that many people knew...
and amirul started to look shocked too.
then i started to list down the people who knew on my fingers...
amirul tried to change the topic.
rodderick prompted me for more.
i listed and listed...
"...fionn knows, vanessa knows, evonne knows, aiyah i think the whole world knows already la. oh yeah! plus the people in this entire bus!"
omg. i thought we must have been the loudest bunch of freaks on that bus.
a bunch of noisy hoodlums spreading the word that rodderick liked alex.
haha.
then i accidentally let slip that evonne was the propagator (is there such a word?) of this little juicy seed of gossip.
holey shit.
and amirul called evonne all the way in san francisco. crazy.
just to confirm that.
die ah.
but i'm guessing that the whole thing was a fake.
haha, dont ask me how i know.
i just go by feeling.
intuition.
an intuition called vanessa poh yun han.
oops.
hahaha!
YES! i DO gossip with vanessa.
doesnt everybody?
yes, even people like me DO enjoy a little gossiping here and there.
but trust me, i've never let slip a single secret which i've promised to keep mum about.
=)
...
why are you staring at me like that?
...
REALLY LA!
i know stuff like who killed julius caesar, who cleopatra REALLY dated, why abraham lincoln wore that top hat of his around everywhere and why beethoven never had a moustache.
mwahahaha.
dont ask me for the gossip.
my lips are sealed. *fades away into darkness silently*
post-note: never mess with jaclyn on bus 15 ah! ROARRR!! =D
MWAHAHAHAHA!!
i shall blog about what happened yesterday on one air-conditioned service number 15 SBS bus.
hehhehheh...
amirul and rodderick (did i spell correctly?) should know this episode all too well...
i was on number 15 thumbing through my self-bought copy of macbeth when, LO AND BEHOLD! amirul and rodderick (did i still spell it correctly?) came up the bus.
amirul looked kind of shocked to see me.
he plunked himself down on the seat beside me while rodderick (is this correct, yet again?) kept saying that he'll take the back seat.
in the end, amirul managed to persuade him to sit down beside me by saying the magic words, "lets bully jaclyn! you one side i one side!"
er ok...
then he proceeded to pinch the left side of my cheeks...very hard.
GAHH! at least the oil is gone.
ok anyway!
i think the whole thing started up when amirul started telling me that rodderick (i'm asking for the last time, is this correct?) liked alex.
or something like that.
anyway, then rodderick (ok, i swear this is going to be the last time! is this correct?) started staring at me, his eyes wide with disbelief at how such a person-ME, could ever wield such vital infomation. ME, someone whom he had never talked to personally (until the day he sat beside me. just for the record, i've never talked to him before either.), someone whom he passes by along the corridor occasionally. one of the many thousand faces he sees each passing day.
then i asked him whether if it was true and he stared at me with utter disbelief again.
with amirul on my left, joining in, "we can see it in your eyes...dont try to lie..."
then i said that many people knew...
and amirul started to look shocked too.
then i started to list down the people who knew on my fingers...
amirul tried to change the topic.
rodderick prompted me for more.
i listed and listed...
"...fionn knows, vanessa knows, evonne knows, aiyah i think the whole world knows already la. oh yeah! plus the people in this entire bus!"
omg. i thought we must have been the loudest bunch of freaks on that bus.
a bunch of noisy hoodlums spreading the word that rodderick liked alex.
haha.
then i accidentally let slip that evonne was the propagator (is there such a word?) of this little juicy seed of gossip.
holey shit.
and amirul called evonne all the way in san francisco. crazy.
just to confirm that.
die ah.
but i'm guessing that the whole thing was a fake.
haha, dont ask me how i know.
i just go by feeling.
intuition.
an intuition called vanessa poh yun han.
oops.
hahaha!
YES! i DO gossip with vanessa.
doesnt everybody?
yes, even people like me DO enjoy a little gossiping here and there.
but trust me, i've never let slip a single secret which i've promised to keep mum about.
=)
...
why are you staring at me like that?
...
REALLY LA!
i know stuff like who killed julius caesar, who cleopatra REALLY dated, why abraham lincoln wore that top hat of his around everywhere and why beethoven never had a moustache.
mwahahaha.
dont ask me for the gossip.
my lips are sealed. *fades away into darkness silently*
post-note: never mess with jaclyn on bus 15 ah! ROARRR!! =D